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About Me Official Beta Tester Novelist vanilla-vanilla96/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Books from Smashed-Rat-on-Press:



A Harlot of Venus. Deviant Artists will love the fabulous new cover illustration by C Larsen.



A Dancer of Argyre. Prequel to the above book, now available for the first time ever! Cover art by C Larsen.



Ergot Suum and the Rampaging Ooze-Worm of Zupiter by H. Cogito Epsilon. With a brand new cover by Deviant Artist GraphicBrat.

Why Doesn't Uncle Vanilla Have Any Faves Yet?

This is one of the most frequently thought questions, perhaps, but nobody really asks. So I'll tell you anyway. At first I was shy, so I thought I would start faving later, after viewing just a bit more art. Then after a few weeks went by, I figured out that there is way too much interesting art here to choose favorites without a great deal of thought, otherwise if I started faving "everything cool" I would be doing nothing but faving DA art and never have a life.

So, basically, if a deviant's work reaches some threshold of being fascinating to me when I go to look at their gallery after a time or two, I'll put a watch on them. That's really like just faving most of their gallery.

Someday I might choose some faves and put up a fave module on my page, but not yet. For now, I apologize.

Oh, and then there's the question of why I don't put my watchers on the page. At first, I didn't have any watchers. Then I started getting a couple, but frankly, watchers make me nervous and I'm afraid of offending them by doing something weird or out of the ordinary that turns them off. So, if I don't put my watchers on the page, I don't think about them, and I can just go on blithely posting my so-called "art" without worrying about offending anyone.

And then there is the "Visitors" module. Wow, that's just too scary to contemplate: a visible audience. Aagh! No, thanks. I prefer to be the Plain Brown Wrapper Man behind the curtain...

Information About Prints

As I am fond of repeating in my Standard Disclaimer, I am not actually an artist. I'm just playing around and amusing myself by occasionally drawing pictures.

So there is an almost infinitely small chance that anyone would ever want to actually print one of my funky advertising posters... But just in case: if you ever do want to print one and it isn't available here in large size, then just send me a note and ask. Most of my work is done in Adobe Illustrator on a 9 by 12 inch art board, so it can be sized reasonably to make a poster. The JPEG images I upload here are usually very small.

How I Spent My Week in Seclusion

Mon Nov 9, 2009, 12:55 PM
All right, I'm back in the saddle this week. After the stress of last week's meetings, I took the weekend "off" to do more work on a new writing project. (I only popped into DA for a couple of quick checks. Wow, 300+ deviations in my inbox. I guess everyone else has been busy with art while I've been "working".) Though I didn't know it, and I'm not officially participating, this is apparently National Novel Writing Month [link] (and thanks to my friend Krazysidhe for pointing that out).
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Recently I read an interesting non-fiction book that some of you might find amusing: In The Land of Invented Languages by Arika Okrent. It's a popular account of the history of language invention and the strange birds who pursue such things, in and out of closets. Huh? Well, you know, languages like Klingon (invented for the Star Trek franchise), Elvish (and other languages invented by Tolkein). It's a fascinating book, written in a popular sort of breezy style, that pretty much covers the history of language invention endeavors, all the way back to Hildegaard von Bingen. (Didn't know she was a closet language inventor, did you?) Most of the efforts in the last few centuries were attempts to create a "better" language or a "universal" language -- one that would facilitate better communication for all humanity or more logical communication for science, that sort of thing. The most successful of the genre is Esperanto [link] -- a language pretty much everyone has heard of, invented by a man named Zamenhoff in 1887, and which actually has a living community of speakers worldwide. Recently, of course, there have been more "art languages", such as Tolkein's languages and Klingon, invented not for the betterment of humanity per se, but as objets d'art, which as we here at DA know very well, do make humanity better and the world more wonderful at the same time. (One of my favorite "concept languages" is Laadan, [link] invented by Suzette Haden Elgin.)

Check out the author's web page: [link] which is well worth a little look, including chapter samples and a list of invented languages.

Someday, perhaps, I'll come out of the closet with my own modest efforts. Heh heh. Just joking, I only dabble, I'm not actually a connoisseur or monomaniacal adherent, though I may be a nut.

  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Anita O'Day
  • Reading: Tiger in the Well (Pullman)
  • Watching: Northanger Abbey
  • Eating: Heritage Flakes
  • Drinking: Lavender Darjeeling Tea

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  • Current Residence: Santa Banana, California, Earth
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Kind of small
  • Print preference: Enormous
  • Interests: music, writing, snogging
  • Favourite movie: Silk Stockings
  • Favourite band or musician: Prokofiev, Milhaud, Beethoven, Zappa, Miles
  • Favourite genre of music: Classical, Carnatic, Gamelan, Jazz
  • Favourite artist: Dali, Mucha, Renoir, Kiyonaga, etc
  • Favourite poet or writer: Elizabeth von Arnim, Brautigan, Elizabeth Peters, and ever-changing cast of thousands
  • Favourite photographer: Pansy Schneider-Horst
  • Favourite style of art: Fantasy, Impressionism, Surrealism
  • Operating System: Yes. All systems operational...
  • MP3 player of choice: Creative Zen
  • Shell of choice: Chanel #5... oh wait I thought you said smell. Make that "Conch"...
  • Wallpaper of choice: Red and fuzzy
  • Skin of choice: Green
  • Favourite game: Footsie
  • Favourite gaming platform: Table
  • Favourite cartoon character: Either Snoopy or Phineas Freak
  • Personal Quote: Good girls invent themselves. Great girls re-invent themselves continually.
  • Tools of the Trade: electrons - billions of 'em

Comments


:iconraisegrate:
Thanks for the watch! I'll try and put on an amusing puppet show for you!

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"Being bitten by all these crocodiles reminds me of the time I was bitten by all those alligators" -- Colonel Heckinshaw

"That was a very strange birthday party" -- Gordon Marmoset

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:iconmoosepiggy:
Thank you for the watch

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The best art happens past 3 a.m. So do the best snacks <3 :)
:icontoratons:
thanks for the watch!

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:icontriscuitbox:
thank you for keeping an eye on my gallery
:icondomnx:
Thanks for the watch!

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