Freeze Dried Watermelon

In an age of skyrocketing surface temperatures and global intensification, it's nice to know that some people still have depressing winters with cataclysmic storms and a dozen feet of snow. But don't fret, friends. With a little modern technology, we can fix your blues and banish the snows.

This winter, don't let the low temperatures get you down. Fix yourself some freeze-dried watermelon, crank up the heater to ridiculously high levels, and bask in the glory of the modern age when you can brush away the winter snows with a healthy dose of Uncle Vanilla's Freeze Dried Watermelon. It's organic. Whoopie!

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