Nat'l Org For Anarchy

This is a poster for next year's big event down in Santa Banana: the annual Bake Sale, Beer Bash, and Skinny Dip sponsored by the National Organization for Anarchy. Early planning is always good if you want a successful event, and nobody knows planning like NOFA. I'm sure they'll be selling I Got My Botulism in Santa Banana T-shirts, weed, cool Anarchist dream-catchers, Li'l Anarchist fetish dolls, loads of bracelets, hotcakes, ginger-bread, and weed. Oh, wait, I already said weed. There will also be lots of beer, free to consenting adults, provided by Jack and Jill of the Little Brewsky Brewery in downtown Santa Banana.

Before the anarchists got really organized in Santa Banana they had no cool annual events, not even from Acquaintances of the Library. Now they've got a veritable triathlon event. You can guzzle a beer while you partake of fine gingerbread from the Ginger Headed Sailors Bakery then rip off your clothes and skinny dip in the Lady Godiva Memorial Pond, weed optional. Police Chief Tom Thomas has promised that all duty officers will look the other way, but can you really trust someone who isn't an anarchist?

Oh: Please don't ask me why it's on a Wednesday.

Standard Disclaimer: I am not an artist, but I play one on the Internet.

Fine Print: Any resemblance to actual organizations is purely coincidental.