White Rectangle

Don't blame it on me! My muse made me do it!

This is another image from a dream, in which all the bad 20th century conceptual artists with smirks on their faces descended upon the unsuspecting board of directors of our laudable museum and forced them to put on a show, or else. You thought when the millenium turned there would be nothing but blue skies and meaningfjul art; you'd never have to witness another cutesy bit of "conceptual" pop art as long as you lived.

You were wrong. And my muse is here to remind you that it's never too late to see an exhibition that will make your eyeballs roll back in their sockets -- except after December 21, 2012. That's when it all ends. Say good-bye to art. This is the last exhibit that will ever open at this museum.

Get two dollars off if you bring a screaming brat or a peeing hamster.

Standard Disclaimer: I am not an artist, but I play one on the Internet.

(EDIT: Thanks to *ElectricGecko for pointing out "Voice of Fire": [link] )