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It's no secret around here on DA that I have a few opinions. Sometimes I post them for people to mull over.
Now, everyone's grandma has probably said, at one time or another: "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."
So I put on my thinking cap and decided to do that. After all, even loathsome pussy-grabbing troglodytes must have some redeeming characteristics, right? I mean, at least one, right? Hmmm.
The nicest thing I can say right now about president elect Trump is that he'll certainly be more undignified than his predecessor.
At least the new first lady will be an unrepentant plagiarist.
And Trump definitely has poofy hair. And he has hands, too, even if they're microsopic.
And at least we can be sure Trump will keep his wiggly fingers in every pie.
And Trump's election should be a true inspiration to young people everywhere. He has proven conclusively that ABSOLUTELY ANYONE — no matter how unqualified, illiterate, misogynistic, bigoted, bankrupt, or loathsome they are — can become President of the USA. Isn't that reassuring for little girls to know?
Last night I happily dreamed that a team of surgeons had Trump on the operating table for an emergency brain transplant before he takes office next January. When they opened his head some coprolites fell out. And then the only brain they had available in the fridge was from a micro-cephalic pig. When the O.R. nurse brought the pig brain on a paper plate, the head surgeon suggested that putting it into a Trump body would be insulting to pigs everywhere. After some discussion, the team decided that leaving the brain case empty was the best bet. "Nobody will ever notice," said the lead surgeon.
So that's something nice, too: Trump is just as good without a brain. Kind of like the Scarecrow from Wizard of Oz... Except... Oh, darn, Trump doesn't have a heart, either does he? So is he the Tin Man or the Scarecrow? I'm sure the US media will kick around that important question for four years or so.
This is one of those times I wish I had actual drawing skills. I would make a really fun party game called Pin the Poop on the Rump of Trump. It would be a full-color large size cardboard and you could tape it to your living-room wall. It would have several packets of RealPoop™. They'd be ultra stinky, and you could buy bags of replacement poop when you run out. And the game would come in two versions. The simple version for children would have a Trump with a gigantic pimple-covered rump that would be easy for kids to find, and it would give off putrid gas occasionally, for realistic flair. The adult version would come with a gigantic bloated head (and real hair) so nobody would have to bother finding the hind-end, they could go straight for where it counts.
Now, everyone's grandma has probably said, at one time or another: "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."
So I put on my thinking cap and decided to do that. After all, even loathsome pussy-grabbing troglodytes must have some redeeming characteristics, right? I mean, at least one, right? Hmmm.
The nicest thing I can say right now about president elect Trump is that he'll certainly be more undignified than his predecessor.
At least the new first lady will be an unrepentant plagiarist.
And Trump definitely has poofy hair. And he has hands, too, even if they're microsopic.
And at least we can be sure Trump will keep his wiggly fingers in every pie.
And Trump's election should be a true inspiration to young people everywhere. He has proven conclusively that ABSOLUTELY ANYONE — no matter how unqualified, illiterate, misogynistic, bigoted, bankrupt, or loathsome they are — can become President of the USA. Isn't that reassuring for little girls to know?
Last night I happily dreamed that a team of surgeons had Trump on the operating table for an emergency brain transplant before he takes office next January. When they opened his head some coprolites fell out. And then the only brain they had available in the fridge was from a micro-cephalic pig. When the O.R. nurse brought the pig brain on a paper plate, the head surgeon suggested that putting it into a Trump body would be insulting to pigs everywhere. After some discussion, the team decided that leaving the brain case empty was the best bet. "Nobody will ever notice," said the lead surgeon.
So that's something nice, too: Trump is just as good without a brain. Kind of like the Scarecrow from Wizard of Oz... Except... Oh, darn, Trump doesn't have a heart, either does he? So is he the Tin Man or the Scarecrow? I'm sure the US media will kick around that important question for four years or so.
This is one of those times I wish I had actual drawing skills. I would make a really fun party game called Pin the Poop on the Rump of Trump. It would be a full-color large size cardboard and you could tape it to your living-room wall. It would have several packets of RealPoop™. They'd be ultra stinky, and you could buy bags of replacement poop when you run out. And the game would come in two versions. The simple version for children would have a Trump with a gigantic pimple-covered rump that would be easy for kids to find, and it would give off putrid gas occasionally, for realistic flair. The adult version would come with a gigantic bloated head (and real hair) so nobody would have to bother finding the hind-end, they could go straight for where it counts.
RIP Christo...
Haven't read much of the news about Christo's recent passing, but... My long-term followers may "recognize" him from some of the old spoofy deviations. RIP Christo, may your work live on and on... over hill and dale. http://www.openculture.com/2020/06/how-the-visionary-artist-christo-rip-changed-the-way-we-see-the-world.html
Calling All Escapees: Please Check with Reception!
It's that time of year again, September 25. Some years ago on this date, I wailed into the night that wonderlustqueen (https://www.deviantart.com/wonderlustqueen) had disappeared. And VoodooPhone (https://www.deviantart.com/voodoophone) also disappeared, last seen on September 7, 2009. You can read about the beginnings of this tradition here.
Yes, I do mean tradition. Last year's invocation can be seen HERE.
Welcome, friends, to the show that never ends, the Fifth Annual Invocation of the Magical Disappearing Poets... A kind of low-budget Yodel Festival, you might say.
Hoya Oya, Ooly Patooly, Vim-vam Palooza and Gigamaroo...
This year, new to the missing pantheon is oaklungs (https://www.deviantart.com/oaklungs) a.k.a. "Charlotte" who completely
SROP New Year Predictions for 2016
Yes, it's that time of year again when the furry faced folks at SROP make a few annual predictions... Here is an amazing crop of events that you won't want to miss.
On October 17, the planet Saturn will come to a screeching halt. Astronomers will be baffled, and pundits will say it's a hoax. Meanwhile, incomprehensible chaos will ensue in the outer solar system, and the planet's flock of newly lost moons continue to wander aimlessly for years. Look for spectacular smash-ups and near-Earth encounters sometime early in the next millennium.
The planet Mercury will go into full retrograde on January 5, but nobody will notice anything awry excep
Happy Halloween with Mantissa Etherbright!
This year, instead of handing out poisonous chemical-laden candy to help rot out your teeth and rev-up your akathisia, we're reining in the official publication date of Mantissa Etherbright's new release, The Maiden Who Turned to Water. Hurray! That's the old cover, up there, but the final cover is rather different... You'll like it.
This fashionably slim book was scheduled for debut on November 15, but you can now find it freshly minted HERE.
To mark this special day, we're giving away free e-book copies of it to the first 352,128 customers who ask for it. Just drop a note of inquiry with your format preference, and you'll receive in retur
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Oh this was an interesting election for sure especially with all the things that are happening now like the pu**y caps. This actually created quite the controversy in the art world as some artists/audience raised voice on how politics is not art and it should not be represented in art... jokes on them as the main source for art has always been politics for countless artists since the beginning of art.
I'm actually intrigued by what really Trump is going to do now in office. It'll be quite the learning experience for those with open minds.
I'm actually intrigued by what really Trump is going to do now in office. It'll be quite the learning experience for those with open minds.